Maxamed Ibrahim

This guy (in the picture to the left) is a mystery. He is believed to be a master of Muay Thai & Tai Shing Pek Kwar (or Monkey Kung Fu). And also he is a high level Chinese government official, even though he is not Chinese & doesn’t speak Chinese. We do not know how this happened. The US government believes it because he knows where Africa is on the map & which countries exist there.

He was writing a book about the FARC rebels in Colombia but after meeting the leaders he reportedly admited “There was too much madness to write in a book”. He is secretly a C.I.A triple agent…or was that  quadruple? We’ve lost count. Maxamed meet James Bond & Indiana Jones once and told them to stop being a dick. They refused. Now MI6 tells us Bond is suffering from sever depression and Jones is being held in Peruvian prison for stealing historical artifacts.

During the north Africa uprisings Maxamed was believed to be in Egypt undercover as an Algerian. He reportedly joined the rebels in southern Libya but mysteriously disappeared when NATO started bombing. We believe he is currently fighting with Maoist in the India.

In his spare time, Maxamed is the treasurer of UVMtv. His  major is Community and International Development. He likes foreign films, ugly weather, ducks, and pie. Every night he dreams of taking over the world with his pet rat ‘Pinky’. Maxamed is in charge of keeping track of finances; expenditures and revenue. He is cool , awesome, and a senior blah blah blah, you know the rest.

You can contact him at:

E-mail: maxamed.ibrahim@uvm.edu

Facebook: ffacebook.com/maxamed.ibrahim

Google Pluse: plus.google.com/104873854175642870446

Twitter: twitter.com/masaafur

[These files are confidential unless Wikileaks happens]